Next up: They try to boil water., Great news! We are the witnesses., Reagan took an approach to the Cold War dramatically different from any other US President. :How the Trump-Hating Left Lost Its Collective Mind (2018), In Trump We Trust: E Pluribus Awesome! When Republicans scheme, its to support embattled anti-Communist freedom fighters sold out by the Democrats., When your party is controlled by a billionaire rootless international financier who expresses 'no sense of guilt' for collaborating with the Nazis, you might want to ease up on lecturing the rest of us about the evil rich., The safest place for any woman to be is at home with her husband., Although God believers don't need evolution to be false, atheists need evolution to be true., I would like evolution to join the roster of other discredited religions, For cocktails alone, I figure I owe the male population several thousand dollars. February 3, 2021 LIBERALS [HEART] MURDERERS! Ann Hart Coulter (* 8. Only after it worked was Reagan's dangerous foreign policy recast as merely a continuation of the policies of his predecessors., If you want to find the cool, anti-establishment rebels who don't answer to The Man on college campuses today, you have to go to a meeting of the College Republicans., When conservative judges strike down laws, it's because of what's in the Constitution. For patriots in L.A. looking to honor America today on this glorious 4th, two announcements: 1) A "Defund the Police Queer Skate Rally" starts momentarily, and Presidential seal looks cool on Trump's mask!--everyone should add a personal crest to theirs. No voter fraud ever? I assume its overkill to continue listing the evidence against death row inmate Kevin Cooper, duly convicted of committing a quadruple murder back in 1983. MEMO TO NEVER TRUMPERS: Since sloppy love of Presidents Bush is a membership requirement for your club, any thoughts today about 41 and 43 nominating David Souter, Harriet Miers (! Happy Kwanzaa! ', "For some reason, there seems to be a diminution in tweets from Michael Avenatti today about what a moral reprobate Donald Trump is. '", "Pending release from custody for punching a motorist, Alec Baldwin apparently foregoing daily tirade about Donald Trump's moral failings. Where's this center -- somewhere between Lenin and Stalin?, Why is it that the same people who have the least confidence in the police and the military are the most willing to allow only the police and the military to have guns?, The question isn't whether we 'need' guns. Guess there are no germane Neil Kinnock speeches to plagiarize., Photo Credit: Shonna Valeska for Adios, America!, But Trump was happy to tell his supporters, Yeah you go fight them!, WA Pays $100s of Millions in COVID Relief to Nigerian Scamsters. Hello? ?, After the Schiff hearing debacle, very shrewd move for Dems to bring in the chiseled, sensual Jerrold Nadler., A screech today from Ilhan Omar, demanding Trump's impeachment for violating his oath. You'd think he married his brother or something., CHALLENGE: When has the Fox News EVER done anything as retarded as today's New York Times tweet: 18 years have passed since airplanes took aim and brought down the World Trade Center.", Pro-lifers, being morally defective, support executing convicted criminals and sparing unborn babies. Nope! You purchase those ads, damn straight Ill give you the nuclear codes. Happy Kwanzaa! This article originally appeared on Raw Story. IM AFRAID! Gee, Why Cant Trump Accept Defeat Like the Democrats? Precisely the same honor she received from INSUFFERABLE CHILD-SCOLD GAZETTE., So Dem donors worry Biden hasn't yet found the right words to explain Huntergate. Liberals didn't change any minds - they changed the voters., People who are afraid of ideas whitewash Reagan like they whitewash Jesus. Clearing skies after some morning rain. The Holiday Brought to You by the FBI. "Cory Booker & Kamala Harris competing for Most Hysterical Woman at the Kavanaugh hearings. The GOP does that all the time: the Trans-Pacific Partnership, privatizing Social Securityhow about the Iraq War? ", "If John Kerry had a dollar for every time he bragged about serving in Vietnam - oh wait, he does. Usually when a coup is thwarted there are arrests and a trial., To all the NPR-NYT liberals who DEMANDED that the Boy Scouts admit gay Scout masters -- what could go wrong? Strobe Talbott? Would the Dem impeachment managers mind going through it all one more time?, Has Ahmed the clock maker had any big new inventions in 2019?!! Wait, Youre kidding. We also do a better job at curing cancer But no one goes around mindlessly exclaiming: Cancer is a strength!", To be sure, conservative radio talk show hosts have a built-in audience unavailable to liberals: People driving cars to some sort of job., [N]o wonder liberal women think men are pigs: Their men are pigs., Contrary to what you've heard, it's actually more important to stand for something than it is for everybody to 'just get along'., Every social malady is a victory for the left. Soledad OBrien dictionary White supremacist: Too smart for me to debate. Marietta, GA (30060) Today. Do you shut down: (a) The border, or (b) The federal gov't? Perhaps 100 years from now, theyll be ready to fight the war on terrorism or champion the rights of the unborn. Bean-with-bacon potato chip dip? ), and then step in and really screw it up in the name of reform., Liberals use the word science exactly as they use the word constitutional. Both words are nothing more or less than a general statement of liberal approval, having nothing to do with either science or the Constitution., the definition of swiftboating is: producing irrefutable evidence that a Democrat is lying., Liberal moms like soccer because it's a sport in which athletic talent finds so little expression that girls can play with boys. ", "I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined. ", Government workers self-righteously lecture us about public service, the children, a 'living wage' -- all in the service of squeezing more money from the taxpayer to fund their breathtakingly selfish job arrangements., [L]iberals compare their every riot, every traffic blockage, every Starbucks-window-smashing street protest to the civil rights movement -- which was only necessary because of them., People in New York and Washington have very little contact with ordinary people, so they have a skewed view of the world. You can well imagine liberals' surprise when the crime rate went down., When every one of your arguments is characterized as an attempt to bring back slavery or re-segregate lunch counters, it's a little hard to have any sort of productive debate., It is the law of nature that everything run by the government will get more expensive and worse over time. To review, this included shoeprint evidence, footprint evidence, cigarette and tobacco evidence, blood evidence and DNA evidence, proving that this violent rapist and mental hospital escapee: Having run out of international con women to promote or Why cant liberals ever just let Trump hang himself? I can't remember what the first thing was., Listening to liberals invoke the sanctity of "science" to promote their crackpot ideas creates the same uneasy feeling as listening to Bill Clinton cite Scripture., Gays usually bring up the argument about all the straight couples living in 'sham' marriages, but I see no point in dragging the Clintons into this., What actually happened during the Clinton presidency? In fact, it kind of looks like they're intentionally throwing the fight on amnesty., If a Republican majority in both houses of Congress can't stop Obama from issuing illegal immigrants Social Security cards and years of back welfare payments, there is no reason to vote Republican ever again., Liberals dont mind discussing who is more patriotic if patriotism is defined as redistributing income and vetoing the Pledge of Allegiance. Column ; January 20, 2021 by Ann Coulter. Today, the only place we can put mental patients is on MSNBC., When [liberals boast] that it will be a huge boon to the economy to give amnesty to millions of low-wage workers who won't pay income taxes but will need a lot of government services, remember: Obamacare was supposed to save money, too., Liberals seem to have hit upon a reverse Christ story as their belief system. view in app. Happy Kwanzaa! At the time, it was widely ridiculed as a dangerous alteration of US policy. So I will be the one to step forward and say: To the extent one gender is oppressing the other, its not women who should be complaining., The New York Times editorial page is like a Ouija board that has only three answers, no matter what the question. Its an intriguing strategy. (read on Twitter) Latest Column; Media; Book a Speech; Books; Bio; Interviews; Twitter; Search for: Latest Column; Media; Book a Speech; Books; Bio; Interviews; Twitter; Search for: Featured Column . You can well imagine liberals' surprise when the crime rate went down. He'll never get anything done. FIRST DUTY OF THE PRESS: MAKE IT ABOUT RACE. He suffered and died for our sins; liberals make the rest of us suffer for sins we didnt commit., Teddy Kennedy's big new idea is to wheel out his 18th proposal to raise the minimum wage. I will do the jokes that other people just wont do., If politicians had guaranteed us free food 50 years ago, today Democrats would be wailing about the food crisis in America, and you'd be on the phone with your food care provider arguing about whether or not a Reuben sandwich with fries was covered under your plan., The most crazed religious fanatic argues in more calm and reasoned tones than liberals responding to statistics on concealed-carry permits., Trumps election sparked the biggest Red Scare since actual Reds had infiltrated the highest levels of the U.S. government. All 64,750 employees at the department of Health and Human Services are apparently absolutely crucial to the smooth functioning of the department. The Democrats Guide to Losing Gracefully, Ask Not What Your Country Is: The Biden Inaugural Address. But no one at any of the bloated government bureaucracies ever need fear receiving a pink slip. We have ourselves. I go up to my Twitter feed, thats all anyone is tweeting about, she recalled. : "Non-essential government employee".is redundant. So on one hand, 12-year-old girls are stoned to death for the crime of being raped in Muslim countries. What do its supporters call it? The blinding proof of his guilt was covered in last weeks column. (Except in These 10,000 Cases) 9,077. Ann Coulter hits out at UK amid Trump 'dynasty' plans WASHINGTON DC protests will see the "end" of Donald Trump and his family, said US author Ann Coulter The Election Is Over. Jan 26, 2019, 3:37 pm* Column ; December 30, 2020 by Ann Coulter. ', it was BUILD THE WALL!". WE HAVE TO WIN GEORGIA ANYWAY. If only we could get Muslims to boycott all airlines, we could dispense with airport security altogether., I am the illegal alien of commentary. Oh, thats awful. But we cant have a world without violence, because the world is half male and testosterone causes homicide., A world with violence that is to say, with men but without weapons is the worst of all possible worlds for women. They're calling themselves: "The United States Supreme Court.". SHE'S the freak who will show up with 17 idiotic plans every day and keep everyone up until it gets done., Forgive me, I wasn't paying attention. Maybe he said the southern border needed a big, beautiful mall., Let's play Jeopardy. Ask Meg Whitman if $140 million made her governor of California. Meanwhile, conservatives call liberals 'liberals' -- and that makes them testy., Historically, the best way to convert liberals is to have them move out of their parents' home, get a job, and start paying taxes., Liberals approach is to rip out society's foundations without asking if they serve any purpose. He got out of jail last year state prison stint for grand theft. STUMPER: SHOULD TRUMP MENTION HIS MOST POPULAR ISSUE. It is no longer susceptible to reductio ad absurdum arguments. ), and rock-ribbed conservative John Roberts? Heres the Truth About Trump. This makes taxpaying funding of gender programs in Pakistan look good. Not even to keep them away from domestic policy., Liberals claim to love gays when it allows them to vent their spleen at Republicans. Coulter was initially a vocal proponent for Trump and even wrote the 2016 book In Trump We Trust but has since gone on to become one of Trumps fiercest conservative opponents. But disagree with liberals and their first response is to call you gay., [W]ere supposed to believe that Trump heard about the Russians social media plan and said, If you guys are serious about sinking $100,000 into Facebook ads, theres nothing I wouldnt give you. But no one at any of the bloated government bureaucracies ever need fear receiving a pink slip. QUID PRO QUO?, Democrats should stop whining and start counting their blessings. ", The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as 'what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.' ONLY 1,305 MILES TO GO!, The New York Times treats the rules of journalism like a speed limit sign on a back road in New Hampshire: rules that exist only for our amusement. I have a great idea for a replacement: "The Washington Redskins", "Joe Biden got two pieces of heartening news today. Twitter locked the account of bestselling conservative author Ann Coulter over a tweet praising Kyle Rittenhouse, despite the fact that the platform initially informed her that her tweet did not violate the rules. "Liberals: I like it, so taxpayers must subsidize it; I don't care for it, so it must be banned. A couple gets divorced and liberals say, Yay! High 51F. Ann Coulter on Wednesday called for the Senate to convict outgoing President Donald Trump in his upcoming impeachment trial. ", "NYT: 'How to Talk to People, According to Terry Gross' Her No. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now., In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure., Liberals never drop a heinous idea; they just change the name. Or come with me to visit the presidential libraries of Jeb! Its seared in your memory.. Winds NNW at 10 to 15 mph. How the Trump-Hating Adios America! The Election Is Over. (Except in These 10,000 Cases), YES, THEY CHEAT. In a way, its more honest having liberals not bothering to pretend to like flyover people anymore. The reason I voted for Trump was the Pizzagate conspiracy I saw on Facebook., Between 1995 and 2005, the prison population grew by 30 percent, meaning an additional half-million criminals were behind bars, rather than lurking in dark alleys with switchblades. Onetime loyal Trump supporter Ann Coulter excoriated the U.S. president as a disloyal retard and a blithering idiot in a tweetstorm on Sunday. When liberal judges strike down laws, it's because of what's in the New York Times., There has never been any evidence that simply reading something magically causes people to believe it. Have a Historically Accurate Thanksgiving! Inasmuch as Hillary ran against Trump for the same job, one could make the argument that her assessment is not 100 percent objective. We dont know why no one else has thought of it. But on the other hand, we still don't have enough female firefighters here in America., In order to establish that Russia helped Donald J. Trump become the forty-fifth president of the United States, you would have to prove that about eighty thousand people saw a particular Russian post on Facebook and then get them to testify, No, I didnt care about my job being outsourced or Mexican heroin destroying my community. This was a fresh concept. No serious sport is co-ed, even at the kindergarten level., I promise you: No American whose great-grandfather was born here is watching soccer. ", Weve had to restart the Cold War because Hillary Clinton settled on Russian collusion as the reason she lost. The media have been lying about voter fraud for 20 years. ", "If we have to slog through another shutdown debate, can we at least define our terms? Now that the NYTimes has caved to snowflake staffers (new national pastime) and said Tom Cotton's great op-ed "should not have been published," let's just scrap "All the News That's Fit to Print" so the paper finally can have the front-page motto it richly deserves: "Should Not Have Been Published", Some fools went rogue today, captured a building in Washington, DC, and have taken the law into their own hands. But if Europeans curl their lips, liberals can't look at themselves in the mirror., We get it, liberalsyou hate Trump. Ann Coulter is the author of THIRTEEN New York Times bestsellers; Resistance Is Futile! Only problem for Biden is, Mr. Magoo is a registered trademark. ", Democrats position is: We thought up something that we know will work better than anything anyone else has done for the last 30,000 years. Share: Vice President-elect Kamala Harris recently tweeted: Our Kwanzaa celebrations are one of my favorite childhood memories. Reddit. ** ** ** For every argument the media make against Trump, Hillarys worse. No one can remember anything about it except the bimbos, the lies, and the felonies., Already liberals are trying to rewrite the history of the Cold War to remove Reagan from its core, to make him a doddering B-movie actor who happened to be standing there when the Soviet Union imploded. Whered you get that? It would be like having Fred Astaire as your president and then getting Rodney Dangerfield., There are a lot of bad Republicans; there are no good Democrats., Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay., The nonsense about President Obama being a Muslim has got to stop. Apparently, it allows him to kill generals in the Middle East, but not to build a wall to protect 30,000 Americans killed every year in AMERICA., Go Trump! There are only two cases of voter fraud in history and they were both Republicans. Why arent they sneaking across the Mexican border to make their way to the Taliban?, Once the people who cling to their guns and religion arent being outvoted by Somalis and Afghans, everything else will fall into place., The Democrats pretended to care about black people for about five minutes to help their electoral prospects, and then civil rights suddenly became abortion on demand, gay marriage, rights for the homeless, etc., Six imams removed from a US Airways flight from Minneapolis to Phoenix are calling on Muslims to boycott the airline. Everybody down! Coulter, die sich selbst als Polemikerin (polemicist) beschreibt, erlangte Bekanntheit aufgrund zahlreicher von ihr ausgelster Kontroversen. Before you can come up with a comical take on their worldview, some college professor has already written an article advancing the idea., To go from Obama to the crudest kind of parvenu, bragging about his wealth and IQ, with gold- plated everything, was too much [for the left]. And he is out andaboutand you know the scene will never leave you. 1 Tip? We must be smarter. THIS guy isnt going to take over the country, NYT? Heres the Truth About Trump. Pro-choicers, being morally superior, support executing unborn babies and sparing convicted criminals., Its one thing to push an unpopular idea. One of the battalion of cable news apologists just said the real tragedy here is: Looters are stealing the underlying message! Ann Coulter 9 Dec 2020. ", Two-step plan to end scourge of Young Black Male Over Incarceration: 1) Tell young black males to commit fewer crimes; 2) That's about it., Michael Avenatti in court today, facing up to 400 years in prison. Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?, I would rank George Washington as America's greatest president, but he only had to defeat what was then the world's greatest military power with a ragtag group of irregulars and some squirrel guns, whereas Ronald Reagan had to defeat liberals., [Liberals] think they can pass a law eliminating guns and nuclear weapons, but teenagers having sex is completely beyond our control., I'm getting a little tired of politicians trying to prove how 'moderate' and 'centrist' they are by taking more of my money and freedom. @realDonaldTrump just discovered Article II. ", "Let's focus-group some Trump 2020 slogans: 'The Wall? Their plan: Bore us to death., If liberals think Iraqis are genetically incapable of pulling off even the most rudimentary form of democracy, why do they believe 50 million Mexicans will magically become good Americans, imbued in the nation's history and culture, upon crossing the Rio Grande? He learned that Bernie Sanders dropped out and he learned that he himself is a candidate for president of the United States! ", "Would be regrettable if the problems with Hillary's "Faith Advisor" stopped her from hiring an Authenticity Coach or a Veracity Consultant. Id prefer collusion and a wall., I can't help but feel that I have something fundamental in common with these 7 Democrats on the debate stage tonight: I won't be elected president, either., Mexican drug cartels murdered 36,000 people in 2019, but at least it's not on our border, like Iran is., TODAY'S ETHICAL DILEMMA: If Bernie Sanders and Elizabeth Warren promise to cancel your student loans in exchange for your vote, would that be a -- what's the word for it? ", "If liberals think they are losing elections because of the conservative bias in the media, they may as well give up right now., This is liberalisms real strength. To wit, he thought we should win. ANSWER: An Easter egg. Allum Bokhari 28 Aug 2020. By openly admitting to being philanderers, draft dodgers, liars, weasels and cowards, they avoid ever being hypocrites., It's hard to avoid concluding that Republicans aren't trying to make the right arguments. Resistance is Futile! ", The networks cant find a single Trump supporter to put on their airwavesand, to be fair, there were barely enough of us to elect him president. Given his legal skills, I bet he can get it knocked down to half that., "Dear Bureau of Prisons: Please get Jeffrey Epstein to a super Max prison pronto, or the people who want him dead will make sure we never know the truth. This is why the history of liberalism consists of replacing things that work with things that sounded good on paper., Liberals call conservatives 'haters,' 'those who seek to divide us,' 'tea baggers,' and 'right-wing hate groups.' ", "Working on slogans for Murkowski's re-elect. Its like an organization of clandestine newspaper readers. Russians are more evil than when they were allying with Hitler, annexing Eastern Europe, committing mass murder", So for those of you who haven't read any of my [13] best-selling books: Liberals are driven by Satan and lie constantly., Diversity is a difficulty to be overcome, not an advantage to be sought. The Holiday Brought to You by the FBI. -- now would be a good time to pitch in!, Well let's see, the Democrats screwed an impeachment and now a caucus. - workers are being laid off. Share: Why cant liberals ever just let Trump hang himself? Facebook. Another Democratic voter! A person gets addicted to drugs and liberals say, Yay! I rise to defend him from this absurd accusation by pointing out that he is obviously an atheist., It was you guys, New York Times, who struggled mightily to tell us to calm down about mass-murdering Soviet Communists. Whereas anyone who owns a TV set knows what goes on in New York City and Los Angeles, you could amaze elites by sitting them down and saying, I want to show you this hidden-camera video of people at church in Kansas", Clinton's attempt to socialize healthcare was the second most disgusting thing he did in the oval office. - workers are being laid off. The answers are: higher taxes, more restrictions on political speech and stricter gun control., For decades now, [Fuller] Torrey has been warning America what would happen if the dangerously mentally ill were deinstitutionalized, and it's all come true.